Terms and Conditions: The Stuff I Have to Say

Welcome to www.officebeetle.co.uk This delightful corner of the internet is owned and operated by Fay Sangwine, your ever-friendly Virtual Assistant extraordinaire. By using this Site, you’re agreeing to play by the rules outlined below. Don't worry, I promise they're not too scary.

Intellectual Property: AKA My Creative Brilliance

Everything you see on this Site—images, text, logos, documents, and all the little bits in between—belongs to Fay Sangwine and the creative minds behind it. In short, my stuff is mine, and copying it without permission is a no-go. Think of it like borrowing someone’s toothbrush—you just wouldn’t!

Acceptable Use: Be Nice, Play Fair

Here’s what NOT to do on the Site:

If you decide to push the boundaries and use the Site improperly, I might have to wave my virtual finger at you and restrict your access. Legal steps could follow too, but who wants that?

Limitation of Liability: Don’t Blame Me for Life's Curveballs

While I strive to provide amazing services, Fay Sangwine, the Site, and all its wonderful team (oh wait, it’s just me!) can’t be held responsible for any drama, disasters, or unexpected hiccups caused by your use of the Site.

Indemnity: Protecting My Virtual Assistant Cape

By using this Site, you agree to keep me safe from any legal troubles caused by your actions while visiting. If something goes sideways, you’ll be the one to straighten it out.

Applicable Law: England Gets the Final Say

These Terms and Conditions are governed by the lovely laws of England. Tea and biscuits optional.

Confidentiality: What Happens Here, Stays Here

You share secrets? I keep them. Confidential information—like your business strategies and personal data—is locked up tight with me and won’t be spilled, even if a massive chocolate cake bribe appears. (Okay, maybe we can negotiate over cake. Just kidding.)

Intellectual Property: You Pay, You Own It

Any magic I whip up for you—documents, designs, or anything else—becomes yours upon payment. I reserve the right to showcase work in my portfolio unless you say “no thanks.”

Payment Terms: Pay, Please

Invoices are due within 7 days. Late payments may incur interest, but let’s avoid that—it’s just awkward for both of us. Refunds? Rare, but possible in extraordinary circumstances (think unicorn-level rare).

Force Majeure: When Life Happens

If unforeseen events (like power outages, natural disasters, or rogue pigeons attacking my Wi-Fi) cause delays, I can’t be held responsible. You get it, right?

Severability: Keeping Things Intact

If one part of these Terms and Conditions doesn’t hold up legally, the rest still stand strong.

Changes: Stay in the Loop

I may tweak these Terms occasionally to keep things fresh and compliant. You’ll know about updates via email or Site announcements.

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